wilwheaton:

It’s the gameplay mechanics that they become used to. The way that players instantly accelerate when they move, they don’t build up speed. “The weapons really don’t have a lot of power” [in RO2]. They’re all very weak. The way they handle… They’re like: “I hate Red Orchestra, I can’t play it.” Well, why? “Because the guy doesn’t move like he does in Call of Duty. Call of Duty has greatmovement.” Why is it great? “Because it just is, I just like the way it works.” So you don’t like the momentum system in Red Orchestra? “Yeah, it sucks, it’s clunky, it’s terrible.” Well, why? “It’s just because I’m used to this.”

I make it sound like there was a combative conversation, probably because I get a little emotional when I think about it. But it was really a calm discussion of, “What don’t you like?” and “It doesn’t feel like Call of Duty.” Almost every element boiled down to “it doesn’t feel like Call of Duty.” And really, watching some of these guys play… one of the things that Call of Duty does, and it’s smart business, to a degree, is they compress the skill gap. And the way you compress the skill gap as a designer is you add a whole bunch of randomness. A whole bunch of weaponry that doesn’t require any skill to get kills. Random spawns, massive cone fire on your weapons. Lots of devices that can get kills with zero skill at all, and you know, it’s kind of smart to compress your skill gap to a degree. You don’t want the elite players to destroy the new players so bad that new players can never get into the game and enjoy it. I’m looking at you, Dota. [laughs] Sorry.

But the skill gap is so compressed, that it’s like a slot machine. You might as well just sit down at a slot machine and have a thing that pops up an says “I got a kill!” They’ve taken individual skill out of the equation so much. So you see these guys—I see it all the time, they come in to play Red Orchestra, and they’re like “This game’s just too hardcore. I’m awesome at Call of Duty, so there’s something wrong with your game. Because I’m not successful at playing this game, so it must suck. I’m not the problem, it’s your game.”

Really interesting article that addresses many of the reasons I don’t enjoy FPS games like I used to, and it doesn’t even have to get into the shit-talking little pukes who ruin the online experience for so many other reasons.

Skill gap compression, as termed in this article, is pretty much my beef with the entire game development community as a whole right now. They all do it, not just FPS developers. (That’s primarily why I love games like Dark Souls and Fire Emblem—because they make spoiled gamers cry.)

quarterclever:

kiss-my-angelic-ass:

hes-my-unicorn:

error-404-fuck-not-found:

don’t you understand

with meg gone

now the longest surviving characters besides sam and dean

are the ghostfacers

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No, you don’t understand. Sam and Dean didn’t survive, they’ve died themselves.

Those two out-lived the Winchesters.

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meggannn:

alphaqueer:

if you go to buy a novel that’s been adapted into a movie and you choose the cover with the actors instead of the original cover, i swear to God i will track you down and hug you so hard for choosing to read a book at all regardless of the fucking cover and the opinions of book elitists

#I did not expect that sentence to go the way it did

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Words that users of Google image search most often append to famous writers’ names:

scribnerbooks:

Ernest Hemingway (fishing, hunting, Midnight in Paris)

Sylvia Plath (death, oven, daddy)

J.D. Salinger (old, recent, white people problems)

Franz Kafka (art, child, for president)

George Orwell (cctv, big brother, lived here)

John Cheever (young, short stories, gay)

Anthony Burgess (is America falling apart, wife assaulted)

Mark Twain (national forest, pipe, Tom Sawyer)

Anne Sexton (death, model, and Sylvia Plath)

Dorothy Parker (gin)

Hunter S. Thompson (Johnny Depp, gonzo, wallpaper, funeral)

Ayn Rand (Jesus, valentine, funeral)

William S. Burroughs (junky, gun, danger)

Ken Kesey (bus, magic bus, acid tests)

Ezra Pound (poetry, cake, mugshot)

Mikhail Bulgakov (morphine, and Stalin)

Yukio Mishima (body, severed head, patriotism)

Martin Amis (money, teeth, invasion of the space invaders)

Orson Scott Card (empire, piggies, treason)

Gertrude Stein (Picasso, and Hemingway, and Alice B. Toklas)

J.K. Rowling (new book, hot, and family)

Jonathan Franzen (glasses, girlfriend, time)

Bret Easton Ellis (Twitter, boyfriend, brat pack)

Salman Rushdie (girlfriend, fatwa, wives)

Kingsley Amis (beach, hangover)

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thisguycalledfonz:

fivefindeathkoi:

hexenwolf:

billthesetite:

albotas:

Edge Reports on New Xbox: No Used Games, Internet Required
Edge is reporting new details on the next Xbox system. The biggest news about the new console: internet is required to play with the system and used games will be blocked.
Games will be purchased with one-time-use activation codes, meaning the sole person who uses the code first is the only person who can play the game on their console. 
While the console’s experience now fully lies with internet compatibility, physical games will still be available. Games will now be on blu-ray format for the next Microsoft console, meaning 50 gigs of space for games now.
The console holds AMD eight-core x64 1.6GHz CPU, a D3D11.x 800MHz graphics solution and 8GB of DDR3 RAM. The console will also ship with a newer version of the Kinect.

so if this is true guess i’m not buying the new xbox lmao



what kind of shit is this?!

Are you fucking kidding me Microsoft? Y U SO STUPID FOR?!

This doesn’t really come as a surprise. The question of how to kill the used games market has been a frontrunner with this industry for ages now.
I’m just surprised they didn’t decide to go all-digital with the software. It would have come across as less of a dick move than copying how PC games (poorly) handled their piracy issues, because then they would at least have the excuse of, “Well, if you want to play it on another console, you would need to download it again. Please support the increased strain on our network and pay the new additional fee to re-download.”
Instead, it’s: “Nope! We’re gonna dangle this shiny blu-ray disc in front of your face that you can hold, but can’t play again if your system gets stolen or breaks beyond the point of repair. But you can stroke it whenever you’re feeling nostalgic!”
Smooth, Microsoft.

thisguycalledfonz:

fivefindeathkoi:

hexenwolf:

billthesetite:

albotas:

Edge Reports on New Xbox: No Used Games, Internet Required

Edge is reporting new details on the next Xbox system. The biggest news about the new console: internet is required to play with the system and used games will be blocked.

Games will be purchased with one-time-use activation codes, meaning the sole person who uses the code first is the only person who can play the game on their console. 

While the console’s experience now fully lies with internet compatibility, physical games will still be available. Games will now be on blu-ray format for the next Microsoft console, meaning 50 gigs of space for games now.

The console holds AMD eight-core x64 1.6GHz CPU, a D3D11.x 800MHz graphics solution and 8GB of DDR3 RAM. The console will also ship with a newer version of the Kinect.

so if this is true guess i’m not buying the new xbox lmao

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what kind of shit is this?!

Are you fucking kidding me Microsoft? Y U SO STUPID FOR?!

This doesn’t really come as a surprise. The question of how to kill the used games market has been a frontrunner with this industry for ages now.

I’m just surprised they didn’t decide to go all-digital with the software. It would have come across as less of a dick move than copying how PC games (poorly) handled their piracy issues, because then they would at least have the excuse of, “Well, if you want to play it on another console, you would need to download it again. Please support the increased strain on our network and pay the new additional fee to re-download.”

Instead, it’s: “Nope! We’re gonna dangle this shiny blu-ray disc in front of your face that you can hold, but can’t play again if your system gets stolen or breaks beyond the point of repair. But you can stroke it whenever you’re feeling nostalgic!”

Smooth, Microsoft.

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blacknoonajade:

saddest episode ever. 

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Augusten Burroughs, This is How

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